The rules:
1) Wear appropriate padding
2) Clutch Kitty under arm
3) Try to get past Kitty’s mama**

Kitty and his mama will be available for free-to-a-good-home adoption in a month or so. If you are looking to adopt a cat or kitten (several are available), please call Jan and Jim at XXX-XXX-XXXX.

*Do not try this at home.
**No touchdowns were made and no kitties were harmed during (or after) the taking of this picture.